This is the place for funny quotes from anywhere.

(I'll try to add a few more every week)

"Most schools have a system of loud bells, which startle
the students and teachers at regular intervals and remind
them that time is passing even more slowly than it seems."

"A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea
of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and
the surrounding area has been flooded."




"If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk,
then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[pasdlfkhasdfasdf."





"When people ask you if you play a certain sport, it is
likely that they are very good at that sport and are
hoping you are only mediocre so that you can waste
an afternoon losing a game.

In such instances the safest action is to run away very
quickly as soon as the question is asked."


Some quotes from our very own members:

Matthias: "Shic, there's no shicken on my carrot pieces."

Luke: "Conflict is inevitable, violence is... optional."

Ben Duffy to Ben Conroy: "All anyone ever talks about now is CluckCluck. I mean it's a great site but..."
Ben Conroy: "... ... ... You just made my day!"

Ben C on his new hat: "This is the most eye-catching piece of clothing in the entire barn!" (Pictures of me wearing the hat to follow).

Ben C: "I was feeling pretty good about CluckCluck being the 95th most popular Wetpaint site, until I found out that number 2 is a gay soap opera."

Esme: "You know, I was the one who came up with the A-Bomb idea..."

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Ben C, of a certain BBB photo...: "That couldn't be more wrong if you tried!"

Luke: "Actually..."

Ben: "Yeah..."

Luke: "It could be a lot more wrong. If you tried."

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These are quotes that me and some friends have said;

Esme: "So what are you doing?"
Andrew: "Just checking to see it there are any babies cheaper then mine"

Ben C: " I'M NOT GAY!"

Isla: "Ben are you sure your a boy?"

Ben C: "I will marry my hat!"

Luke: "I mean come on, which would be cooler? A book about a girl who fancies an ageless vampire, or a book about an ageless vampire?
Katie: "Who fancies who?!"

Esme: "Can I use some of the single cream?"
Nisa: "Yeah, the other cream is taken"

Lulu: "How often does this monthly thing take place?"
Esme: "Err, once a month..."

Esme: (about Nisa playing a computer game) "She’s murdering Zombies and swimming in their blood!"
Andrew (My dad not Andrew McClintock): "Yeah that’s cool, come on Esme we need to go. "

Nisa: (After watching a FFVII youtube video) "You know I don't understand why the whole human race doesn't just wear tight black clothing"

Ben: "It would be good if all of Keane's song lyrics were true, that way the gentle and the mild would inherit the earth. As it is it's more like George Bush will inherit the earth"

Liam: "Does anyone here play professional music?"Luke: "Do you mean Trad?"Liam: "Same thing!"

Esme: "I'm just cleaning out your palette"

Clare: "everyone needs a belly dancer!!!", (she was talking about me)

Clare: (To me) Entertain me Slave girl!
Esme: First I'm a belly dancer, now a slave girl, what next?

Esme: It's the one where Calvin pretends to be a little snowman...TIGER!

Clare:its like you always need...
Nisa: ... prompting?
Clare: yeah, thats the one... Well thats ironic.

Clare: I'm always the guy, or the father, or Harry Potter.

Esme: They're old peoples sweets.... I MEAN TABLETS!

Nadia: Do you remember when Ben thought he was homophobic?

Nisa: Killing him in a good way.

Cormac: (In Venice) Is there a Big Blue Barn here?

Amber: Can I have a staby thingie... a fork that's the one!

Cormac: I'm an octopus you twat head!

Esme: Don't bite the hand that gives you ice cream and glass octopus's.

Esme: Do you want two orange lego bricks?
Cormac: NO!, I do not want your christian brick things.

Esme: "Oh my head is all woozy,
Kyle: "It's because you're a woozy headed person,
Esme: "No you fool, it's because you just whacked me on the head!"

Esme: "no one ever says "Hi I'm Esme's little sister, Nisa"... apart from Nisa"

Ruah: "whats this about a twiddly knob confession??"

Esme: "that number plate makes me feel funny"

Clare: "SNIFF THE GUITAR PICK, NISA!!!! SNIFF IT!!"



Clare: "We shall never again metion the strange man in bejing",

Esme:"It's the magic wand of leekdom"

Ruah: "You're great dancers.... AND YOU'RE HOT TOO!!!!!"

Tadhg: "WHY WON'T ANYONE NERD FIGHT WITH ME?"

Well thats all for now more later, ENJOY! Esme.

and MORE! from Mr.T :P so TTFN (wait, Why isn't this in the friend's section D: )
Tadhg: *hits internet spiritually*

Tadhg: Hey, I just discovered that 50=50!!!!

Tadhg: Snow??? On a mountian??? who ever heard of such a ridiculous thing?!?!?!

Tracy: are you ok? I mean I know you're not but....

Tadhg: I've got a confection to make.... (no, I didn't make that typo, well, now I did. but when I typed it I din;t. or rather txted it... stupid predictive)

Tadhg:OMGZERS!!! oh... no wait, no nevermind.

Tadhg: Is that a wish bone? oh no... that's a baseball bat....

Tadhg: ok, so here we are. sitting at the edge of this big wet lake, in the dark, after walking through a heck lot of spikes and stuff and we have to go back that way. THIS is what I call an adventure!!!!

Tadhg: (holding up a pair of binoculars) It's a different dimention capsule....

Tom:I NOW DECLARE MYSELF ANCIENT GREEK! I also am changing my birthsign to a snake.

Tadhg: I HOOVERED UP SOME NAIL CLIPPERS!!!!! (dun dun duuuuuun)